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The Attache; or, Sam Slick in England (V2) by Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Book, page 81 / 139


high" in life, and if you don't hit the bull's eye, you'll
hit the "fust circles," and that ain't a bad shot nother.'

"'Father,' sais I, 'I guess I've seed more of the world
than you have, arter all.'

"'How so, Sam?' sais he.

"'Why,' sais I, 'father, you've only been to Bunker's
Hill, and that's nothin'; no part of it ain't too steep
to plough; it's only a sizeable hillock, arter all. But
I've been to the Notch on the White Mountain, so high
up, that the snow don't melt there, and seed five States
all to once, and half way over to England, and then I've
seed Jim Crow dance. So there now?' He jist up with the
flat of his hand, and gave me a wipe with it on the side
of my face, that knocked me over; and as I fell, he lent
me a kick on my musn't-mention-it, that sent me a rod or
so afore I took ground on all fours.

"'Take that, you young scoundrel!' said he, 'and larn to
speak respectful next time to an old man, a mili_tary_
man, and your father, too.'

"It hurt me properly, you may depend. 'Why,' sais I, as
I picked myself up, 'didn't you tell me to "aim high,"
father? So I thought I'd do it, and beat your brag, that's
all.'

"Truth is, Squire, I never could let a joke pass all my
life, without havin' a lark with it. I was fond of one,
ever since I was knee high to a goose, or could recollect
any thin' amost; I have got into a horrid sight of scrapes
by 'em, that's a fact. I never forgot that lesson though,
it was kicked into me: and lessons that are larnt on the
right eend, ain't never forgot amost. I _have_ "aimed
high" ever since, and see where I be now. Here I am an
Attache, made out of a wooden clock pedlar. Tell you
what, I shall be "embassador" yet, made out of nothin'
but an "Attache," and I'll be President of our great

 
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