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The Attache; or, Sam Slick in England (V2) by Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Book, page 131 / 139


"'Try it,' sais the Gineral, as he led him into the field,
where the corn was only a foot high, the land was so
monstrous, mean and so beggarly poor.

"'Reach it,' sais the Gineral.

"'What a damned Yankee trick,' sais the Southener. 'What
a take in this is, ain't it?' and he leapt, and hopt,
and jumped like a snappin' turtle, he was so mad. Yes,
common sense to Ireland, is like Indgian corn to Bangor,
it ain't overly tall growin', that's a fact. We must see
both these countries together. It is like the nigger's
pig to the West Indies "little and dam old."

"Oh, come back soon, Squire, I have a thousand things,
I want to tell you, and I shall forget one half o' them,
if you don't; and besides," said he in an onder tone,
"_he_" (nodding his head towards Mr. Hopewell,) "will
miss you shockingly. He frets horridly about his flock.
He says, ''Mancipation and Temperance have superceded
the Scriptures in the States. That formerly they preached
religion there, but now they only preach about niggers
and rum.' Good bye, Squire."

"You do right, Squire," said Mr. Hopewell, "to go. That
which has to be done, should be done soon, for we have
not always the command of our time. See your friend, for
the claims of friendship are sacred; and see your family
tomb-stones also, for the sight of them, will awaken a
train of reflections in a mind like yours, at once
melancholy and elevating; but I will not deprive you of
the pleasure you will derive from first impressions, by
stripping them of their novelty. You will be pleased with
the Scotch; they are a frugal, industrious, moral and
intellectual people. I should like to see their agriculture,
I am told it is by far the best in Europe.

"But, Squire, I shall hope to see you soon, for I sometimes
think duty calls me home again. Although my little flock
has chosen other shepherds and quitted my fold, some of

 
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