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Tales & Novels, Vol. 2 by Maria Edgeworth
Book, page 282 / 468


longer, these ingenious tormentors devised new pretexts for supposing
it would be impossible to do themselves the honour of accepting Mr. and
Mrs. Germaine's obliging invitation on the 15th. Some had recourse to
the roads, and others to the moon.

Mrs. Germaine, whose pride was now compelled to make all manner of
concessions, changed her night from the 15th to the 20th, to insure a
full moon to those timorous damsels whom she had known to go home nine
miles from a ball the darkest night imaginable, without scruple or
complaint. Mr. Germaine, at his own expense, mended some spots in the
roads, which were obstacles to the delicacy of other travellers; and
when all this was accomplished, the haughty leaders of the county
fashions condescended to promise they would do themselves the pleasure
to wait upon Mr. and Mrs. Germaine on the 20th.

Their cards of acceptation were shown with triumph by the Germaines; but
it was a triumph of short duration. With all the refinement of cruelty,
they gave hopes which they never meant to fulfil. On the morning, noon,
and night, of the 20th, notes poured in with apologies, or rather with
excuses, for not keeping their engagements. Scarcely one was burnt,
before another arrived. Mrs. Germaine could not command her temper; and
she did not spare her husband in this trying moment.

The arrival of some company for the ball interrupted a warm dispute
between the happy pair. The ball was very thinly attended; the guests
looked as if they were more inclined to yawn than to dance. The supper
table was not half filled; and the profusion with which it was laid out
was forlorn and melancholy: every thing was on too grand a scale for
the occasion; wreaths of flowers, and pyramids, and triumphal arches,
sufficient for ten times as many guests! Even the most inconsiderate
could not help comparing the trouble and expense incurred by the
entertainment with the small quantity of pleasure it produced. Most of
the guests rose from table, whispering to one another, as they looked
at the scarcely-tasted dishes, "What a waste! What a pity! Poor Mrs.
Germaine! What a melancholy sight this must be to her!"

The next day, a mock heroic epistle, in verse, in the character of Mrs.
Germaine, to one of her noble relations, giving an account of her ball
and disappointment, was handed about, and innumerable copies were taken.
It was written with some humour and great ill-nature. The good old lady

 
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