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The Absentee by Maria Edgeworth
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pheasantry, and a little dairy for show, and a little cottage for
ditto, with a grotto full of shells, and a little hermitage full
of earwigs, and a little ruin full of looking-glass, 'to enlarge
and multiply the effect of the Gothic.' 'But you could only put
your head in, because it was just fresh painted, and though there
had been a fire ordered in the ruin all night, it had only
smoked.'

In all Mrs. Raffarty's buildings, whether ancient or modern,
there was a studied crookedness.

'Yes,' she said, 'she hated everything straight, it was so formal
and UNPICTURESQUE. Uniformity and conformity, she observed, had
their day; but now, thank the stars of the present day,
irregularity and difformity bear the bell, and have the
majority.'

As they proceeded and walked through the grounds, from which Mrs.
Raffarty, though she had done her best, could not take that which
nature had given, she pointed out to my lord 'a happy moving
termination,' consisting of a Chinese bridge, with a fisherman
leaning over the rails. On a sudden, the fisherman was seen to
tumble over the bridge into the water.

The gentlemen ran to extricate the poor fellow, while they heard
Mrs. Raffarty bawling to his lordship, to beg he would never
mind, and not trouble himself.

When they arrived at the bridge, they saw the man hanging from
part of the bridge, and apparently struggling in the water; but
when they attempted to pull him up, they found it was only a
stuffed figure which had been pulled into the stream by a real
fish, which had seized hold of the bait.

Mrs. Raffarty, vexed by the fisherman's fall, and by the laughter
it occasioned, did not recover herself sufficiently to be happily
ridiculous during the remainder of the walk, nor till dinner was
announced, when she apologised for 'having changed the collation,
at first intended, into a dinner, which she hoped would be found
no bad substitute, and which she flattered herself might prevail

 
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